February 2011
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
debbiethornberrysgreenflannel:
cuntlery:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
In my case it’s more like ‘when are you getting married and moving out’
this is just so funny i cant handle the gif
actually, next thursday at 5:54 pm. -__-
January 2011
I'm an emotional wreck
staying home today
the last 48 hours have been extra shitty.
omfg I'm flipping out
now this bitch comes in here acting like nothing happened? she always does this and I fucking hate it. I swear she’s bipolar and psychotic. omfg
I can't remember a time that I hated you more than...
you are a fucking bitch and I can’t wait to get out of this house. you wonder why I don’t show affection and why I’m not always nice to you? you have got to be kidding me. I thought the reason I was so fucked up was because of my friends and all the guys who have screwed me over, but it’s you. you have done nothing but put me down and let me down. I fucking hate you. I...
That moment when you feel someone doesn't want to...
brocat-:
went to dunkin donuts before work
but now I’m 15 min early. -__-
i am exhausted
work is the last place i want to be going right now.
snapped and kettle corn :)
fml. most awkward night of my life.
I deserve you, she doesn't :(
my second dream
this one was kind of scary, but not in the monsters and dinosaurs kind of way.
i wake up to a text message saying to check on my baby cousin, and i thought it was from my dad, but i see that my dad is sleeping in his chair. so i guess my baby cousin was sleeping in a crib in my parents room but when i went to check on her, she was gone. i started freaking out and told my mom and we were all...
first dream last night was one of my reoccuring...
i don’t remember if i posted about this one yet but im going to do it again. this particular dream was about dinosaurs attacking our school. except for our school looked comlpletely different and people who i worked with were there. it starts where i see these people hide in an black escalade or explorer, last night it was kris advani, connor mccool, ben cutler, and two other people i dont...
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
hyliancitizen:
you look at your best friend like
and your best friend looks at you like
so i hear they are making "So Random" an actual...
isn’t that “All That”?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TAIO CRUZ'S MUSIC IS...
wonderinwhywebotherwithlove:
I’m on Pandora, & the station is obviously Taylor Swift.
So I’m just sitting here on Tumblr, some Taylor Swift comes on, then Carrie Underwood, and then Anna Nalick.
So I’m like:
Then Taio Cruz’s ‘Dynamite’ comes on.
I’m like:
Last time I checked, Taio Cruz does not write country songs.
that moment when you skip school and you answer...
:D
I peed so many time today.
me: (to my dad and brother) bye faggots
bro: bye whore
When someone hates on Taylor Swift
cyrusgomezlovatoswift:
passing out
so happy I don’t have a first hour and tomorrows an LTM.
I'm seriously exhausted
wow
maybe this is corny but idc. i just saw pictures of this girl on facebook who i haven’t seen or thought of in years. she is a few years younger than i am but i remember her being so young and tiny. she is so grown up now and shes so pretty. its crazy how fast we all grow up.
fun fact: no strings attached is in my cd player...
waiting for my nails to dry
I wish tumblr put the time you posted on it
me: goodnight you whore
mom: you too fatass
When your period's late but you've never had sex
glamourangel:
love-is-infinite:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
LMAO OMG I USED TO THINK THAT WHEN I WAS 12 :’(
omfg my life. I’m so sketched out right now
One semester of high school left!
hipst3r:
The Jersey Shore Prayer
Now I lay me down to rest; which tshirt do you like the best? My face is tan, my hair is high, grenades are falling from the sky. Got my gel, my face is clear; Let’s go bitches, CABS ARE HEAA!
mom: i got my period last night
me: congratulations, so did erika. i think you are on thr same schedule
dad: laura, how about you
me: you don’t get your period when your pregant
dad: i don’t even know why i open my mouth